It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
(via nickiminiall)
News in Britain:stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America:cannibal eats man's face
(Source: tom-fucking-hiddleston, via wolverhumpton)





